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(You Know You're Hooked on Supernatural When....)

As I suspect many of you do, I buy cereal by what's on sale.

Well, last week, my grocery store had boxes of Kellogg's on sale, specifically the varieties and size boxes that advertised a "free watch" inside.

Now, any of you who have kids (or pay attention to this stuff like a kid) will know/remember that whenver cereal boxes offer something of this nature, there are usually two kinds of Thing: one that is aimed at girls (usually a Barbie something) and one that is aimed at boys (Lego, or in this case Hot-Wheels).

Well, I bought my two boxes of cereal, and this morning when I opened up the Frosted Flakes (to find a Hot Wheels watch inside!), my inner 12-year-old Dean and his 8-year-old brother Sam had the following conversation (in my head):

Dean: Dude, it's a Hot Wheels watch. Cool. (Proceeds to set it)
Sam: How come you get it?
Dean: Sam, chill, there's another box.
Sam: Is there a watch in that one?
Dean: Yeah. You can have that one when we're ready for that box.
Sam: Why can't I have it now?
Dean: 'Cause we just opened this box.
Sam: So?
Dean: Dude, I'm not opening a whole other box of cereal.
Sam: Well, but just to get the watch out? Is it another Hot Wheels watch?
Dean (shrugs): Dunno. Says it's either Hot Wheels or Barbie. (Cackles)
Sam (bitchface): It better be Hot Wheels.
Dean: Doesn't matter--you get that watch, whatever it is. I am so not wearing a Barbie watch.

(Dean puts the watch on. At this point, I should explain that this particular watch (it's actually kinda cute) is a glorified rubber bracelet with the watch built-in. The rubber on this Hot Wheels watch is molded to look like a tire tread. Black of course.)

Sam: Ha-ha, it's too small to get it over your hand. Guess you'll have to give it to me.
Dean: Shut up, bitch. It fits fine.
Sam: Can't you just open the box to get the watch out? It's not in the bag with the cereal.
Dean (sighs): Okay, fine. God, you're such a pain in the ass.


The second box had another Hot Wheels watch in it. What?
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