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Sarah Vowell's OpEd in the NY Times today really hit the nail on the head:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/13/opinion/13vowell.html?th&emc=th

(registration required, but free).

Highlights: A couple of weeks ago, on this very page of this here newspaper, Senator John Kerry wrote an Op-Ed article imagining "The Speech the President Should Give," about that night's televised presidential address on the war in Iraq. Of course, Kerry had about as much chance of George W. Bush's following his advice as the producers of "MTV Cribs" have of getting the president's mother to show them around Kennebunkport.

Still, Kerry stunned me, not because his ideas were sane, but because he was actually able to fantasize that President Bush would give a speech offering just and concrete solutions for that black hole. Because I don't even remember being able to dream that big.

The only possible presidential speech fantasy in my wildest of daydreams, my oratorical castle in the air, is that one day, for just one measly speech, the president - the man of "mission accomplished," the man who was once asked at a press conference to discuss one of his mistakes and couldn't think of any, the man who is surely the sunniest looker-on-the-bright-side east of Drew Barrymore - would sit behind his Oval Office desk, stare into a TV camera and say: "My fellow Americans, good evening. As if that's possible."

....

The speech goes on for hours, pre-empting Conan. There are long tangents about mercury levels, under-armored military vehicles and war profiteering. Finally, losing his voice, he hoarsely ends his diatribe in the middle of the night, whispering "sweet dreams" while putting air quotes around the word "sweet."

Then I realized I was picturing George W. Bush giving this presidential bummer speech while wearing a cardigan sweater. Which is when it hit me. I was fantasizing about Jimmy Carter. I can stop whiling away the hours writing forlorn presidential speeches in my head and look up Carter's forlorn presidential speeches instead.

....

These days, there's just something refreshing about reading through Carter's clear-eyed political suicide. Daydreamer though I am, I have never expected a president to solve our chaos. It's just nice to know that once, one of them acknowledged it.



Brilliant.

Date: 2005-07-13 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedwig-snowy.livejournal.com
You rabble rouser you... :) Was wondering if Tony Blair, when he got the news of the attack on his Capital city while at the G8 Summit while reading nursery ryhmes to the other world leaders, sat there glassy-eyed for 5 minutes before he got off his bum.

Can't really blame Bush completely for his chipper commentary in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The American public 'can't handle the truth'. :) We think we want it, but everytime a politician actually gives it to us, (re: Mondale saying he was going to raise taxes, Reagan saying he wouldn't then doing it after he won re-election in a landslide) we turn on them.

You have to examine the whole man: His alcoholism, his being a born again Christian, his roots and his living in Texas for so many years. Alot of people think GWB is a strong Conservative with strong values and a decisive leader. I see him more as pragmatic, as a political animal, and a man that uses hot button issues to divide the Country for political gain. Not the first to do this, but that we believe him is what is embarassing...

Who knew that we could put someone in the White House that would be more devisive than Clinton...who's next? Rush Limbaugh? Michael Moore? Bring it on!!! :)

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