LotR Monopoly is biased toward pretty elves!

I'm such an unbelievable t00b. etakyma brought over her brand spankin' new Lord of the Rings edition Monopoly, and we played last night and she left it here. Last night she played Legolas and I played Gimli, which was fun because I could be all grumbly and in character while she proceeded to Kick My Fucking Ass all over the board.

So what did I do tonight? I wanted to test the game out a little more. I played a four-handed game: Aragorn, Galadriel, Legolas, and Gandalf (in that order of play by dice roll). Yes, by myself. Yes, I'm an only child.

It's not as bad as it sounds because the LotR Monopoly has a variant where you move the "one ring" around the board and when it hits Mount Doom: Game Over. Count up your money and property and he with the most wins. So it really only took about an hour and a half to play (as opposed to some Monopoly games that have been known to go on for days or until everyone but the one who's winning anyway quits).

And guess what? Legolas won. Fucking pansy-ass "still the prettiest" "I'll stand and look serious and say something profound and pithy" Legolas.

The game is biased, I tell you. Next time I'm playing Lego-my-fucking-eggo-Las.

In other news, I have 666 messages in my bulk folder in Yahoomail. Hm....