Friday Silliness

Am I really, really bad?

Have been wanting to do *something* about Shakespeare's birthday all day. So when it was time to send out the list of regular meetings for my boss for next week, this is what I wrote:

'Tis Shakespeare's birthday, and to honor him
Our update this week shall be in blank verse.
For QICCs*, I cannot say with certainty
If Dr. Panzer will attend them all,
For consult service next week is his weal,
And therefore, should the load become too great,
He'll answer that call with priority,
Before he'll meet with teams and sundry folk.
Thus take this week's projections not to heart,
Lest all your schemes and plans should fast collapse.
But let the bravest see, and should you look,
You'll get a glimpse of Panzer's schedule book.


*Pronounced "Quicks" - stands for Quality Improvement Coordinating Center.


In my old job, I would get *yelled at* for doing things like that. Sigh. My old boss had *no* sense of humour.