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Okay, because I have a strange compulsion to feed the stupidity:
Top Ten Reasons I'll Lose the HPBNFDeathmatch Thingy:
10. Because I have a dead boring LJ that I hardly ever use.
9. No one knows who the hell I am.
8. Those who do know who I am think I'm evil and a really mean bitch. Of course, I am a bitch. (Wait... isn't that supposed to be an asset in this fandom?)
7. Guilt by association: I'm "Heidi's Puppet." (Didn't you know?)
6. No one had fun at Nimbus - 2003.
5. Everyone who couldn't go to Nimbus - 2003 hates me for having a party without them.
4. I'm actually lame enough to create this meme.
3. My completed novel-length fic is so old no one remembers it.
2. The rest of my fanfic is so obscure no one reads it.
1. Because "If anyone deserves to have their soul sucked out by a Dementor, it's Gwen."
Okay, that was more fun than New Year's resolutions.
Top Ten Reasons I'll Lose the HPBNFDeathmatch Thingy:
10. Because I have a dead boring LJ that I hardly ever use.
9. No one knows who the hell I am.
8. Those who do know who I am think I'm evil and a really mean bitch. Of course, I am a bitch. (Wait... isn't that supposed to be an asset in this fandom?)
7. Guilt by association: I'm "Heidi's Puppet." (Didn't you know?)
6. No one had fun at Nimbus - 2003.
5. Everyone who couldn't go to Nimbus - 2003 hates me for having a party without them.
4. I'm actually lame enough to create this meme.
3. My completed novel-length fic is so old no one remembers it.
2. The rest of my fanfic is so obscure no one reads it.
1. Because "If anyone deserves to have their soul sucked out by a Dementor, it's Gwen."
Okay, that was more fun than New Year's resolutions.
