Heh, and here was me thinking PRESTO was hardcore... ;oP

Headmaster - Ezekielbpengiun
Head Girl - Dex Kerplunkymonkey.
Que?

And OMG you can also get expelled. In fact that is almost an incentive for me to join now, "expelled from Hogwarts" would make an interesting talking point, eh?
Maybe not. ;o)